me in 2012: it's called the XBox 360 because when you see it you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away
me in 2013: it's called the XBox One because when you see it you'll turn one degree and walk away
me in 2015: it's called the XBox Singularity because when you see it you'll turn a single degree and walk away
me in 2017: it's called the Dominator Allmind XE0301 because when you see it you'll turn 301 degrees and walk away. yeah, i miss my legs too
me in 2024: mmmmmmmngh! mmnnnngh! mnengh mnnngh and walk away